A while back I wrote a hysterical (if I do say so myself) post about people who put those crazy family decals on the back of their cars. You know the ones — stick families that adorn the ass-end of the family truckster depicting everyone who shares your DNA, from Grandma to that weird uncle […]
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4 Things I Hate About Back-to-School
Back-to-school season is in full swing. Even though it’s great having my kids out of the house from oh-dark-hundred until 3:00 p.m., there is a price to pay. The school actually expects me to do some stuff. Nuts to that, I say. Here are four things I don’t give a rat’s patootie about when it […]
Momsense by Any Other Name is Confusing
Sometimes when you poke around on the Web you find some pretty interesting stuff. For example, recently I discovered that there are five (count ‘em) five blogs with the word “momsense” in the title, and those are just the ones that come up on the first two pages of a Yahoo search! (Who knows how […]
Mormon Jokes Made Easy (and at Home)
Sometimes the best politically incorrect jokes (in my case, mostly Mormon jokes because of where I live) just happen organically. As a professional comedian I consider these to be gifts from a higher being, like God…or George Burns (look it up if you’re too young to get it.) Socially Acceptable Mormon Jokes…Among Mormons A few […]
The Theme of the Day
Well, as you can tell, I’ve settled on a new blog theme…for now. I’ve been trying it out for a week, but to be perfectly honest there are things about this theme I’d still like to modify. However, it involves changing CSS style sheets and quite frankly I don’t have time to change my bed […]
Everyone’s a Critic (Especially My Kids)
As a comedian and author one of the things that I get asked a lot is how I handle a bad review. Well, it depends. If I’m onstage at a comedy club and a heckler starts slinging his Bud Light-induced opinions at me it’s pretty easy to verbally bitch-slap him back down to size. Usually […]
The Pitfalls of Publicity
Being a comedian with a book to plug I’m frequently asked to be on radio and TV talk shows as a guest, usually when a much bigger and high profile guest cancels at the last minute. (Thank you, Tina Fey! I sincerely hope it wasn’t that cheesecake-by-mail I sent you that jumpstarted your stomach woes […]